I was once in Nashville doing some focus groups for a lawnmower manufacturer. When I asked the men in the group what they are looking for in a new lawnmower, one man with a thick southern accent said “I am looking for a big dick,” and he held out his two hands about 12 inches apart.
Of course, he actually said, “I am looking for a big deck,” but with his accent I thought I heard him say something completely different. I would have maintained my composure if it were not for the man sitting to my right who started laughing uncontrollably. I immediately had to excuse myself from the room in order to catch my breath.
